SHARK WEEK BITCHES
I realized today...
I realized today that ive only told one girl ever that I love her and that’s sad.
Let’s get stoned and then go home and get stoned.– Wilfred (via moccasinsandpcp)
I Just Realized Something...
bangarangallday: Matty Diaz was sitting in the Pirates’ dugout when all the hooplah went down. I guaran-fuckin-tee you he was almost out of the dugout before he realized what team he plays for now. Matty D…I still love you. You trip all the Phillies fans you can.
Cross out what you've done →
graduated high school. kissed someone. gotten so drunk you passed out. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a cyclone. done drugs. watched someone die. been to a funeral. burned yourself. cried yourself to sleep....
molliexxrandom: it’s summer biatches.
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers...
Rain, rain, go away, I wanna watch the Bravos...
Hey scott linebrink go fuck yourself